Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

Think before you speak. Read before you think.

My favorite animal is steak.

The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.

A hobby is, of course, an abomination, as are all consuming interests and passions that do not lead directly to large, personal gain.

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.

There are two modes of transport in Los Angeles: car and ambulance. Visitors who wish to remain inconspicuous are advised to choose the latter

I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.

Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you could not have possibly met.

The day you discover the GOD within, your quest to meet GOD outside stops!!!

It was like bouncing tennis balls off a mystery piece of furniture and deducing, from the direction in which the balls ricocheted, whether it was a chair or a table or a Welsh dresser.

A key point to bear in mind: The value of attentiveness varies in proportion to its object. You’re better off not giving the small things more time than they deserve.

Prayer begins where human capacity ends.

Our unconscious is not more animal than our conscious, it is often even more human

Beauty and seriousness are perhaps the most shocking tactics left to artists these days.

The world itself is pregnant with failure, is the perfect manifestation of imperfection, of the consciousness of failure.

Conflict is inevitable, the source of all growth, and an absolute necessity if one is to be alive.

[Donald Trump] campaigned on repealing Obamacare.

Let's face it.., our current [immigration control] system is like a busy intersection without a traffic cop: sure there are laws on the books, but absent enforcement, there are too many accidents.