Children have their own kind of power. When you're teaching them, protecting them, you are more than you thought you could be. More understanding, more patient, more capable, more wise.

Vanity, thy name is vampire.

You predicted quick victory. Now it’s going to get hopelessly complicated. Jesus, don’t you know any better than that by now?

You know how confusing the whole good-evil concept is for me.

Laughter is good for you. Nine out of ten stand-up comedians recommend laughter in the face of intense stupidity.

Molly was arrested. Possession.” I blinked at him. “She was possessed?

I don't care about whose DNA has recombined with whose. When everything goes to hell, the people who stand by you without flinching--they are your family.

I had about as much chance to do that as I did of backpacking my car to the top of Mount Rushmore.

You don't have to make fun of it.""Actually I do, " I said. "I make fun of almost everything.

Insecurity, thy name is teenager.

A great teacher is the architect of a great future.

Higher education must lead the march back to the fundamentals of human relationships, to the old discovery that is ever new, that man does not live by bread alone.

I don't let guys do hickeys. That's like a dog marking his territory or something.

My success, I feel like, is credit - credit for a good job. I haven't even gotten a Grammy, yet I've already decided I want an Emmy.

I sleep each night a little better, a little more confidently, because Lyndon Johnson is my president.

It also is true that some ideas naturally work themselves out over a longer period of time than a single human life can encompass.

How you gon' win when you ain't right within. Uh uh come again

Since fat crayons, I write and display chaos. My plan is damage.

There are couples a matchmaker would match every time - and couples who, for no rhyme or reason, rhyme.

An exceptionally positive emotional response indicates that you're summoning the divine energy of intention and allowing that energy to flow to you in nonresistant manner.