Children must be considered in a divorce considered valuable pawns in the nasty legal and financial contest that is about to ensue.

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.

Mercedes Benz : A mechanical device that increases sexual arousal in women.

Tabasco sauce is to bachelor cooking what forgiveness is to sin.

A firm, hearty handshake gives a good first impression, and you'll never be forgiven if you don't live up to it.

At the core of liberalism is the spoiled child — miserable, as all spoiled children are, unsatisfied, demanding, ill-disciplined, despotic and useless. Liberalism is a philosophy of sniveling brats.

There's a whiff of the lynch mob or the lemming migration about any overlarge concentration of like-thinking individuals, no matter how virtuous their cause.

Even very young children need to be informed about dying. Explain the concept of death very carefully to your child. This will make threatening him with it much more effective.

Watching Republicans in Washington is like watching lemmings, if lemmings jumped into cesspools instead of off cliffs. Splash! There goes Mark Foley!

Authority has always attracted the lowest elements in the human race

An ever-growing, ever-constant relationship with God makes us certain of what we believe and enables us to run with endurance.

There is always a next time

Live a life that will make you look back in old age at your life and grin in satisfaction.

A journey by Sea and Land, Five Hundred Miles, is not undertaken without money.

Do not follow vain desires; for verily he who prospers is preserved from lust, greed and anger.

The act of conducting in itself, of waving my arms in the air and being in charge, I didn't miss. I missed the sensual pleasure of being in contact with music.

There has always been a certain romanticism associated with the airline business. We must avoid its perpetuation at Eastern at all costs.

The Commission on Presidential Debates must be replaced if we want to have a democracy in this country.

We can dream of an America, and a world, in which love and not money are civilization's bottom line.

The point of jazz is, you do something and then you go on.