Chilo advised, "not to speak evil of the dead."

He has the most who is most content with the least.

We have two ears and one tongue so that we would listen more and talk less.

I pissed on the man who called me a dog. Why was he so surprised?

In a rich man's house there is no place to spit but his face.

Plato had defined Man as an animal, biped and featherless, and was applauded. Diogenes plucked a fowl and brought it into the lecture-room with the words, "Behold Plato's man!"

I am Diogenes the Dog. I nuzzle the kind, bark at the greedy and bite scoundrels.

He lit a lamp in broad daylight and said, as he went about, "I am looking for a human."

It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours.

I am not an Athenian or a Greek, but a citizen of the world.

One original thought is worth a thousand mindless quotings

There can be no light without shadow.

Just because you are available for a relationship, doesn't mean you are ready for one.

The more I come to L.A., the more it's amazing.

I'm the end of the line; absurd and appalling as it may seem, serious New York theater has died in my lifetime.

Being an entrepreneur is hard. Having supportive and caring investors helps.

Farewell! I go to find the Sun!

Do what is right, and the reward will be immediate and multitudinous. Think what is right, and your authority will grow.

Most of our problems in the United States can be traced to a blatant disregard for private property.

Since when do you have to tell the enemy when he has won?

Before the final curtain goes down On my life, I shall say to my Mother-Earth, "My gratitude-heart is all for you, All for you."