Chip, I know you don't understand this, but I'd take it as a personal favor if you'd stop trying to marry your mother off to my brothers.

Ironic, isn't it, what religion does to people?""I guess it's more ironic what people do to religion.

If the way you've been treating me is a mark of fondness, maybe you'd better take a fresh look at your interpersonal communication skills.

Damn it! Are you so stupid you don't know what I'm going to do to you?"Her eyes bore into his without flinching. "Are you so stupid you haven't figured out yet that it doesn't matter?

I guess it’s true

Ironically, we often spend a great deal of time and effort trying to control our external conditions, while letting our internal reactions run wild.

When a thing bores you, do not do it.

Please be slow to judge ‘brothers’ who have a different calling.

To a great extent, suffering is a sort of need felt by the organism to make itself familiar with a new state, which makes it uneasy, to adapt its sensibility to that state.

New Year's most glorious light is sweet hope!

Tune into my new lifetime movie. 'Dislocated shoulder' airing right now.

There is no wall that is high enough to stop a horse with a cart filled with gold.

Write it as it is, don't try to make it like this or that. You can't do it in anybody else's way-you will have to make a way of your own.