Chorus of old men: How true the saying: 'Tis impossible to live with the baggages, impossible to live without 'em.

There is no beast, no rush of fire, like woman so untamed. She calmly goes her way where even panthers would be shamed.

[Y]ou [man] are fool enough, it seems, to dare to war with [woman=] me, when for your faithful ally you might win me easily.

What can you answer? Now be careful, don’t arouse my spite, Or with my slipper I’ll take you napping, faces slappingLeft and right.

I’m not letting you go, baby girl. You need to accept that.

Never put a sock in a toaster.

The optimum frequency with which comedians should do a series is every year. I do one every three years. My audience is literally dying off.

This world... ever was, and is, and shall be, ever-living Fire, in measures being kindled and in measures going out.

I am someone who hopes for the best and prepares for the worst.

When you're building a character, or at least when I'm building a character, you start saying, 'How am I going to make people like him?'

To regret the past, to hope in the future, and never to be satisfied with the present: that is what I spend my whole life doing

Most members of Congress are politicians. They're bores. They're damn boring. They have no imagination, and they don't know how to imagine the future.

If you're heading downtown from Centeral Park, my advice is to take the subway. Flying pigs are faster but way more dangerous

A mistake in drawing becomes difficult to detect when the eye is familiar with it.