Christ did not die to save people, but to teach people how to save each other. This is, I have no doubt, a grave heresy, but it is also a fact.

I don't have a hot date. I don't even have a lukewarm date.

Style never speaks, but somehow is always saying something.

I'm still a political revolutionary. The fire never went out of me, but perceptions and realizations change.

With Saturday Night Live you're looking for any hook, any way to stay on the show.

The guy that's holding the ball gets hit a lot. Sometimes he gets banged up. We feel very comfortable with Jason.

A lot of young people think they're invincible, but the truth is young people are knuckleheads... Now young people can get insurance for as little as $50 a month, less than the cost of gym shoes.

There is absolutely no point in sitting down to write a book unless you feel that you must write that book, or else go mad, or die.

I don't want to cry. Everyone will make note of my tears and I'll be marked as an easy target. A weakling. I will give no one that satisfaction.

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