Christ died for men precisely because men are not worth dying for; to make them worth it.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

Why write? Life is a cage of empty words.

... because nobody wants to see a small creature left to suffer or left by itself out in the bushes.

The religious worry about life after death at the expense of life before death.

As preachers of the gospel of Jesus, do not expect worldly honors: these Jesus Christ neither took to himself, nor gave to his disciples.

There’s no preparation for poetry.

We absolve a friend from gratitude when we remind him of a favor.

Those who serve God in vocational ministry must learn to trust Him for their daily needs before they can encourage others to do so.

People find it hard to be both comic and serious, though life manages it easily enough.

The greatest science in the world; in heaven and on earth; is love.

Confidence breeds confidence and negativity breeds negativity. Treat those around you with respect and dignity and they will thrive.