Christian: one who believes that the New Testament is a divinely inspired book admirably suited to the spiritual needs of his neighbour.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

Dig deep and empower yourself today. Stand in your inner strength. Be uniquely you.

I had dedicated my life to words. But sometimes, words are not needed.

I drive the same car that I've driven since I was 16. That's who I am.

I feel like I've gotten to the point in my career and in my life where I can allow myself to write whatever comes into my head and not judge it too harshly.

I've worked very hard to transform my fearful delusions into loving beliefs, and I am committed to maintaining this way of being.

To be a creative person and be a professional, as an artist you have to be able to withstand pain, rejection, and for some, a lot of bad feelings, but you have to be able to look through those.

The nondual universe of One Taste arises as a spontaneous gesture of your own true nature.

I had a test on my kidneys a few weeks back and found out I have two.

Sin is cruelty and injustice, all else is peccadillo.

There are no mistakes in life, just learning opportunities.