Christianity... is an Eastern religion.

Reality whistles a different tune underwater.

We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love.

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business.

Religion is not merely the opium of the masses, it's the cyanide.

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak.

The beet is the most intense of vegetables

Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature.

It is better to be small, colorful, sexy, careless, and peaceful.

To achieve the impossible; it is precisely the unthinkable that must be thought.

We're our own dragons as well as our own heroes, and we have to rescue ourselves from ourselves.

He reminded her of the way male lions look sad, as if their nobility is a terrible weight.

You know those things that you throw the twigs into and it spits them out? That's what I do. The branches are like life, and I throw them into my head and some of it comes out as humor.

You gotta turn with the times, or the times gonna turn on you.

Do what the client wants, not what you want.

If you have a friend or a family member who's bipolar, or has panic attack disorder, or is depressed, read up on it a little bit so you can get to know where they're coming from.

Watch what people are cynical about, and one can often discover what they lack.

The infant, on opening his eyes, ought to see his country, and to the hour of his death never lose sight of it.

I'm really lucky because I surround myself onset with people who I really trust to give me feedback, so I'm directing myself.

There is nothing more powerful and beautiful than motherhood.

The outside world is black and white with only one color dead.