Christianity is just as threatening as radical Islam in a country like America...

I don't care if you want to hunt, I don't care if you think it's your right. I say, sorry, you are not allowed to own a gun, and if you do own a gun I think you should go to prison.

I just want to say something. 655,000 Iraqi civilians are dead. Who are the terrorists?

The Second Amendment is not really a right.

I act irrationally, I defy the odds, I engage when others would run. I look for trouble, I seek chaos, it is a burden.

Don't fear the terrorists. They're mothers and fathers.

I think there should be a law - and I know this is extreme - that no one can have a gun in the U.S. If you have a gun, you go to jail. Only the police should have guns.

I'd love to be a dead body in the emergency room and have George Clooney go, 'This one's gone!' while he puts a sheet on me.

I've been on every diet in the world. I've been on Slim-Fast. For breakfast you have a shake. For lunch, you have a shake. For dinner, you kill anyone with food on their plate.

I'm not going to let my life revolve around losing weight. I have other things to do.

I love to be able to support other women comics.

About here, she thought, dabbling her fingers in the water, a ship had sunk, and she muttered, dreamily half asleep, how we perished, each alone.

One is not to win the world, he has to win the home (family).

And without forgiveness, there is never any peace.

I always loved smokestack industry, and I love towns or cities that have grown up around factories.

Zero Mostel wasn't afraid of authority in any form, and that's the part that influenced me the most.

The ideally non-violent state will be an ordered anarchy.

you cannot maintain popular support for immigration policy, multiculturalism, unless you can control your borders.

It takes time to get to the top, and that's good - because by the time you get there, you'll have learned what you need to know in order to stay there.

If I would go up on a high note, Eddie would want a low one. That's how petty the situation had become.

All I have to do is pose for a picture and I'm getting married to the person standing next to me.