Christianity might be a good thing if anyone ever tried it.

Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.

Progress is impossible without change, and those who cannot change their minds, cannot change anything.

Two things define you: Your patience when you have nothing and your attitude when you have everything.

Beware of false knowledge; it is more dangerous than ignorance.

We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.

I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.

People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it.

A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.

Write your Sad times in Sand, Write your Good times in Stone.

Islam is the best religion and Muslims are the worst followers

Live as if today is the last day of your life. Love and be kind as if this is the last chance to express it.

Expect the unexpected from the expected is key to happiness though they will be far

Tomorrow your reputation has to be made again.

I probably would be continuing to do voice-overs, continuing to do cartoon shows, and at the same time I'd probably be on a sitcom or a dramatic television show.

As Lee Rainie and Barry Wellman document in their book Networked, people who are heavily socially active online tend to be also heavily socially active offline; they’re just, well, social people.

I always said that I wouldn't use a teleprompter, and if I start to sing real flat, I'll hang it up.

It was one of those things that had to be experienced to be understood

Men are brave enough to go to war, but they are not brave enough to get a bikini wax.

But God has a few of us to whom he whispers in the ear; The rest may reason and welcome; 'tis we musicians know.

Certain people just go home and veg out, certain people go travel the world and certain people are like, "Screw this, I'm going to work the entire time."