Christians are hard to tolerate I don’t know how Jesus does it

Many highly intelligent people are poor thinkers. Many people of average intelligence are skilled thinkers. The power of a car is separate from the way the car is driven.

Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain.

I feel kind of like the black sheep in Congress, but here I am.

There is no doubt that creativity is the most important human resource of all. Without creativity, there would be no progress, and we would be forever repeating the same patterns.

My heroes are the ones who survived doing it wrong, who made mistakes, but recovered from them.

Sometimes the situation is only a problem because it is looked at in a certain way. Looked at in another way, the right course of action may be so obvious that the problem no longer exists.

To be one, to be united is a great thing. But to respect the right to be different is maybe even greater.

A memory is what is left when something happens and does not completely unhappen.

Gender is between your ears and not between your legs.

Companies that solely focus on competition will ultimately die. Those that focus on value creation will thrive.

One did not fully exist without the other.

may my touchalways...be tenderas i would strokemother's cheekswhen she cried.

As a team, you need to come from behind every once in awhile just to do it. Good for the attitude. It makes it exciting. And when everybody knows you have to throw it... that makes it fun too.

Daytime sleep is a cursed slumber from which one wakes in despair.

Nature favors those organisms which leave the environment in better shape for their progeny to survive.

To be a comedian, you gotta jokesmith, there's no way around it.

Heartache is very fertile ground for song-making but so is happiness, so is absolute bliss.

You dream what you're supposed to do

Solitude is strength; to depend on the presence of the crowd is weakness. The man who needs a mob to nerve him is much more alone than he imagines.

Taking fun as simply fun and earnestness in earnest shows how thoroughly thou none of the two discernest.