Christians are like a thirteen year old kid who still believes in Santa.

Do you think pandas know they're Chinese and they're taking the one child policy a bit too seriously?

The thing about crazy people; they don't know they are crazy, that's what make them crazy.

I'm not scared of dying, because I'm an atheist. I won't even know I'm dead. You know why? Because I'll be fùckin' dead.

Here's the thing about people who believe in god... They're idiots.

We have a drinking game in Australia, it's called drinking.

Nobody cares that you're smart and nobody cares that your kids don't have bruises.

God built the world, but he did not know it was round.

I definitely think the formula to making my character seem sweet is to let him act like a jerk, give him a redeeming moment, and have a sweet song playing over the background when it happens.

I've never been the type of guy that had a lot of friends or was part of the cool group.

No matter how successful I got, my mother still thinks I'm a bad person, basically.

We are disposable tonight. We are regrettable tonight. We can’t touch one another without the world imploding, tonight.

I would like to end world hunger and create world peace, stop corruption, stop drugs getting to kids.

Failed the bright promise of your early day?

Before me things created were none, save things Eternal, and eternal I endure. All hope abandon, ye who enter here.

I have trouble imagining what I could do that's beyond the practicality of what I can do.

the temperaments of children are often as oddly unsuited to parents as if capricious fairies had been filling cradles with changelings.

Al journalism should be investigative, from football to cookery

What? You run? Coward! Stand still and die!” Percy had no intention of doing that.

The keys are in my pocket and they rattle you awake.

The prospects are dim for a society that makes mascots out of the unproductive and condemns the productive.