Christians worship a dead Jew on a stick

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

Writing is like exercise. You have to work at it to see results.

A good marksman may miss.

Watch every detail that affects the accuracy of your work.

For me, my training is a key part of my work as so often my life has depended on being able to move fast and haul myself up and out of something fast!

Without an end to the burning of fossil fuels, coal especially, most of us will live shorter lives. I'm hopeful, but very, very concerned.

Civilization is hideously fragile... there's not much between us and the Horrors underneath, just about a coat of varnish.

Without money, you are powerless in this world. You are totally subject to whatever happens. To be without money in the physical world is to be powerless.

Death is a mercy, and I have enough mercy to go around.

In men of the highest character and noblest genius there is to be found an insatiable desire for honor, command, power, and glory.

You’re able to accomplish anything you set out to accomplish.