Christmas is a holiday that persecutes the lonely, the frayed, and the rejected.

Fishing, with me, has always been an excuse to drink in the daytime

A rabid sports fan is one that boos a TV set

I judge how much a man cares for a woman by the space he allots her under a jointly shared umbrella.

A sports expert is the guy who writes the best alibis for being wrong

I can't remember ever staying for the end of a movie in which the actors wore togas.

A puck is a hard rubber disk that hockey players strike when they can't hit one another.

Rooting for the Yankees is like owning a yacht.

England produces the best fat actors.

Hockey would be a great game... if played in the mud.

Joe Louis is a credit to his race - the human race.

The Serpent, to my interpretation, was pain.

Self-denial is a monkish virtue.

Drama drama drama. The public wants it, so let them get the whole ugly mess. Why not?

We as women look around for things that we need to pay attention too just in case.

Who is the bad guy? Is America possibly the bad guy?

Elevated locations imply elevated purposes, even in American cities departing as radically as Los Angeles does from the traditional planning patterns of the Eastern Seaboard.

The real difficulty is to overcome how you think about yourself.

Blanche is written with a terrible authority, the authority that comes from artistic necessity when the writer is compelled to write by his demon, rather than by his agent or promoter.

Only a fool took a remote from a god.

Oh would I were dead now, Or up in my bed now, To cover my head now, And have a good cry!