Christmas is a stocking stuffed with sugary goodness.

I wish I had played team sports. I think every kid should. Teamwork builds character - teaches people about leadership and cooperation.

One Christmas my father kept our tree up till March. He hated to see it go. I loved that.

I love Christmas. Frosty the Snowman, peace on Earth and mangers, Salvation Army bell ringers and reindeer, the movie 'Meet Me in St. Louis,' office parties and cookies.

Politicians who wear little tennis socks with the balls at the back should not be taken seriously.

Homemade sweaters are always itchy.

Hypocrisy is great fodder for comedy.

I know a lot about a few things - mostly useless things.

It's much easier to make jokes about sensitive issues if there is some dissent, some conflict.

One could say, that #‎ Masons were raised right.

I'm in fact a hair under six feet, but I'm very svelte. People would never see me if I turned sideways.

There are no unresourceful people, only those who choose not to care about the results.

The impoverished always try to keep moving, as if relocating might help.

Maybe the hardest lesson Han had learned was that nobody is purely bad or good. Everybody seemed to be a mixure of both.

Could I write all, the world would turn to stone.

If ifs were gifts, every day would be Christmas.

Work is work if you're paid to do it, and it's a pleasure if you pay to be allowed to do it.

I've long held the belief that as a leader, I can't ask of you something that I can't do myself, and I can't impose on you values that I don't live out.

[My mother] always said I was beautiful and I finally believed her at some point.

Books don’t change the world, people change the world, books only change people.

We are all descended from monsters.