Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered.

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.

If you don't have wrinkles, you haven't laughed enough.

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.

I've tried Buddhism, Scientology, Numerology, Transcendental Meditation, Qabbala, t'ai chi, feng shui and Deepak Chopra but I find straight gin works best.

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public.

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.

People throw stones at you and you convert them into milestones.

Free spirits have to soar." "True Religion

When we assess someone's life or health on the basis of surface-level observations or passing comments, it presents us with a very flawed version of reality.

You should know it yourself- a young man is still a boy, and a boy sometimes has the right to be stubborn.

Sometimes the righteous path doesn’t take you where you need to go!

To character and success two things contradictory as they may seem must go together-humble dependence and manly independence humble dependence on God and manly reliance on self.

Intuition always has our best interest at heart.

scales are the grammar of music.

I am in love with every church And mosque And temple And any kind of shrine Because I know it is there That people say the different names Of the One God.

Don't fully trust anyone until he has stuck with a good cause which he saw was losing.