Christmas without a murder plot is like a day without giant spiders eaten orphans" (quote on my special gift holiday mugs)

Wanna know the truth about yourself and this universe? Just learn to understand your DNA code then you'll see.

A friend can tell you things you don't want to tell yourself

One of the most beautiful things to do is to paint darkness, which nevertheless has light in it.

Pass that thing, slightly, lightly and politely.

It's a sin to bore people with the Bible.

If there was a story about boys playing punk I don't think I would've made it, because it would just be the same, it wouldn't be interesting enough.

Try square dancing-at least long enough to no longer feel silly and begin to have fun.

States would be wise to weaken sovereignty in order to protect themselves.

War - after all, what is it that the people get? Why-widows, taxes, wooden legs and debt.

Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better.' You won't believe what you can accomplish by attempting the impossible with the courage to repeatedly fail better.