Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse kick you in the face.
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Yo Mama’s so ugly, her Mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
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