Cigars are all the rage, dad. You should smoke cigars!" - Calvin"Flatulence could be all the rage, but it would still be disgusting." - Calvin's mom

Yakka foob mog. Grug pubbawup zink wattoom gazork. Chumble spuzz. I love loopholes.

On gray days, when it's snowing or raining, I think you should be able to call up a judge and take an oath that you'll just read a good book all day, and he'd allow you to stay home.

There is a certain type of greasy hair that you get only when you are writing with no breaks.

The happy man is he who knows his limitations yet bows to no false gods.

If all men were just, there still would be some, though not so much, need of government.

Reason can never reconcile one to life: nothing allays the wants one cannot explain.

It's kind of a reflex for me to ignore my own wishes and think about other people first.

France is a very paternalistic society where people have to be introduced.

Guns kill more teenagers than the other big killers - heart disease, cancer, and AIDS - combined.

Most people are paralyzed by fear. Overcome it and you take charge of your life and your world.

Many anti-energy groups display little appreciation of the extent to which modern economies depend pervasively on the use of fossil fuels and petrochemical products.

God cannot be solemn, or he would not have blessed man with the incalculable gift of laughter.