Clarity clattered into my thoughts and brought about a satori, an enlightenment, if you will.

One avoids Creolisms. Some families completely forbid Creole and mothers ridicule their children for speaking it.

It seems that nonsense is the only sensible recourse to remedy the nonsense of society’s accepted normalcy

Each day the sun kisses the day goodnight yet no two days are alike.

Do you know the only thing that gives me pleasure? It's to see my dividends coming in.

One of the unsung freedoms that go with a free press is the freedom not to read it.

I believe there's nothing I can't accomplish.

A little wit and a great deal of ill-nature will furnish a man for satire; but the greatest instance of wit is to commend well.

I am very good with dialects, but the two that I can't do for some reason are the South African and Australian.

And on a completely different note I will NOT in fact be sharing my bra size, that was a very sleepy tweet last night but I ain't no an A cup.

Some people never need to let up at all.