′Classic′ - a book which people praise and don't read.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go.

It's not what you want in this life, it's what you get that you have to do with.

C is not clean – the language has many gotchas and traps, and although its semantics are simple in some sense, it is not any cleaner than the assembly-language design it is based on.

It takes a lot of people to make a winning team. Everybody’s contribution is important.

George W. Bush loves golf because it's like the election--low score wins.

The mind becomes accustomed to things by the habitual sight of them, and neither wonders nor inquires about the reasons for things it sees all the time.

They must attack us in order to survive, just as we must destroy them to advance our historic mission.

There have been bangs in the past. There will be bangs in the future. We may live in an endless universe.

I didn't expect to be dropped by England.