Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely.

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.

Mercedes Benz : A mechanical device that increases sexual arousal in women.

Tabasco sauce is to bachelor cooking what forgiveness is to sin.

A firm, hearty handshake gives a good first impression, and you'll never be forgiven if you don't live up to it.

At the core of liberalism is the spoiled child — miserable, as all spoiled children are, unsatisfied, demanding, ill-disciplined, despotic and useless. Liberalism is a philosophy of sniveling brats.

There's a whiff of the lynch mob or the lemming migration about any overlarge concentration of like-thinking individuals, no matter how virtuous their cause.

Even very young children need to be informed about dying. Explain the concept of death very carefully to your child. This will make threatening him with it much more effective.

Watching Republicans in Washington is like watching lemmings, if lemmings jumped into cesspools instead of off cliffs. Splash! There goes Mark Foley!

Authority has always attracted the lowest elements in the human race

For the moon never beams without bringing me dreamsOf the beautiful Annabel Lee

The more we focus on who we are in Christ, the less it matters who we were in the past, or even what happened to us.

Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity, but don't rule out malice.

Only when we pay attention and notice small moments, do we make the connections that lead to a change in our perspective.

Men die but an idea does not.

Being in front of all these people staring at you and it helps you to dig down and become more emotional and get lost in it as you're feeding on people's energy.

My daughter and I are very close, we speak every single day and I call her every day and I say the same thing, "pick up, I know you're there."

Don't forget that birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky.

All the various component parts of the Hebrew worship subserve this great purpose, the bringing of man into communication with God.

Youth is the ultimate limited resource.