Clearly, God is a Democrat.

A politicians willingness to listen to good advice rises in inverse proportion to how badly he thinks he is doing.

Right now, if there's a gender gap problem, it's not Ronald Reagan with women; it's with Walter Mondale with men.

Crossroads, what a disaster. Hundreds of millions of dollars wasted and no one is held responsible....people ought to be asking, 'What are you in business for?'

If I can alter my perception of the reality, I can change the reality itself.

Well I guess I like variety pretty much, but I do enjoy this work very much. Particularly with Buddy on the gig, we get a chance to knock each other out It'just wonderful.

Lying in bed would be an altogether perfect and supreme experience if only one had a colored pencil long enough to draw on the ceiling.

Science, in the very act of solving problems, creates more of them.

Fifty percent of the game is mental and the other 50 percent is being mental. I've got that part down, no problem.

Watch over me, Father, so that everything I do may be with the intention of pleasing Jesus.

The more original a short-story writer, the odder looking the assortment of things he or she puts together for a story.

There are no good crackers, and if you find one, kill him before he changes.

During the Sixties, the Americans thought I was the greatest thing in the history of cinema.

What this game's really about is using each day as a platform to express your greatness.