Cleveland is a really hard place, it's a very creative place, it feeds you creatively, but it's a very hard place to make a living creatively.

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

That's the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?

We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.

When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.

The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

Selling out is usually more a matter of buying in. Sell out, and you’re really buying into someone else’s system of values, rules and rewards.

The distance between two minds is understanding.

There is no truth I hate, it is blinded by rage.

What if every church in America had a ministry to stand against modern slavery?

You're a monster. You'll go to hell.""Of course I will. Someone needs to take the throne.

He's got an overall flair for the game. It looks to me like he really loves what he does and he can't wait to get up in the morning, go hit some balls and go play.

Voter fraud does just barely exist, while racism, according to the Supreme Court, is a thing of the past.

When President Kennedy took office, I was in the midst of my education.

Still, looking through the old volumes was soothing, because thinking of the past made the present seem a little less real.

My love life doesn't stink; it's nonexistent.

We are living in the most destructive and, hence, the most stupid period of the history of our species.