Coaches who shoot par in the summer are the guys I want on my schedule in the winter.

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor.

You mean in the state?

The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.

We did have three go to the YMCA.

They wanted to buy out my contract, but I couldn't make change for a $20, so they had to let me stay.

You may be big in New York, but in Walters, Oklahoma, you're nobody.

Hell no. When I die I want to be sick.

Doctors bury their mistakes, but mine are still on scholarship.

If I make a set of rules, then a guy goes out and steals an airplane. He comes back and says, 'It wasn't in the rules.'

I'd rather be a football coach. That way you only lose eleven games a year.

...I wondered if it was blasphemous to tell God that rainbows are kitsch.

beneath the pain of your fears, wild and ready, lives your truth, the essence of your singular beauty, hoping, waiting for you to set it free.

Find out the needs of the people you are ministering to and help them overcome their fears

By our day, self-restraint was considered madness.

Sometimes I think we can tell how important it is to risk by how dangerous it is to do so.

If you can't get to be oncommon through going straight, you'll never get to do it through going crooked. So don't tell no more on 'em, Pip, and live well and die happy.

I think, to a great degree, we humans still divide ourselves into two species, even though we are monotypic. There are males and females. We see them as different and not equal.

I think I'm being friendly with someone and I'll sit in their lap. They think I'm flirting with them.

How far would people get in physics if discovery was described as disgusting - "Your formula is disgusting and filthy"? Not very far.