Cobbles and kettledrums! ...I hope this madness isn't going to end in a moonlit climb and broken necks.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

Great. I'd been dumped in Hell's waiting room.

It is important to know the stories and histories of things, even if all we know is that we don't know.

My greatest qualification for writing fiction was my ability, as a child, to lie with a straight face.

Keep your problems to yourself, if its too much for you, kill it slowly till it disappears from your life.

He even dressed up for you. He only has one stain on his t-shirt.- Rylie Cruz

My mom taught me to go after my dreams. I have this faith in myself that I must have gotten from her.

Increasingly developing countries are asking for aid to help deal with the consequences of climate change, which we don't want to give.

A real businessman or entrepreneur has no enemies. Once he understand this, the sky's the limit.

A Grammy is a wonderful thing; all of a sudden you're given a new audience but, like anything, you have to be able to grow with these songs if you really want a long artistic career.

The enemy of reflection is the breakneck pace - the thousand pictures.