Cocaine isn't habit forming. I should know - I've been using it for years.

I think the Republican party should be placed in drydock and have the barnacles scraped off its bottom.

It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.

I have three phobias which, could I mute them, would make my life as slick as a sonnet, but as dull as ditch water: I hate to go to bed, I hate to get up, and I hate to be alone.

Only good girls keep diaries. Bad girls don't have time.

If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.

Too many of our countrymen rejoice in stupidity, look upon ignorance as a badge of honor. They condemn everything they don't understand.

All my life I've been terrible at remembering people's names. I once introduced a friend of mine as Martini. Her name was actually Olive.

Fill what is empty, empty what is full, and scratch where it itches.

My father warned me about men and booze but he never said anything about women and cocaine.

They aren't making mirrors like they use to.

Nothing in the Grimmerie on how to depose a tyrant - nothing useful... Nothing there that described why men and women could turn out so horrible. Or so wonderful - if that ever happens anymore.

'Tis education forms the common mind Just as the twig is bent the tree's inclined.

Nothing except a battle lost can be half so melancholy as a battle won.

You can be a virtuous person without faith in God.

We need our Dads right now, we need strong fathers. I really want fathers to get close to their children.

We cannot handle injustice by finding more ways to impose what is in fact "right" on people. It has to come from the inside. And that's where the church should be working.

Nothing new had been done in Logic since Aristotle!

Don't sleep in the subway, darling.

Business has to give people enriching, rewarding lives...or it's simply not worth doing.

Half-truths are the devil's IOUs.