Coercion by government, the main fear of our founding fathers, is now its most common attribute.

Every family is a family of alligators.

I've already done everything there is to do. Now it's just a matter of doing what I love to do.

The first thing the federal government can do to help is get out of the way.

I want not, that everybody hears about. Then I can't longer be myself.

Remember: Y'all is singular. All y'all is plural. All y'all's is plural possessive.

Predicting recessions is indeed a dark art, but I think we are several years away from the next one.

Speak to people according to the development of their consciousness, for if you speak all things to all people, some cannot understand you and so fall into errors!

When I left the Lampoon, I went west to try that out, and discovered that I hated it.They were awful people turning out awful product .

Don't grieve for what doesn't come. Some things that don't happen keep disasters from happening.

I think telling stories is like pushing something. Pushing against uncreation itself, maybe.