Coffee and cigarettes are much better if you want an instant breakfast.

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.

Mercedes Benz : A mechanical device that increases sexual arousal in women.

Tabasco sauce is to bachelor cooking what forgiveness is to sin.

A firm, hearty handshake gives a good first impression, and you'll never be forgiven if you don't live up to it.

At the core of liberalism is the spoiled child — miserable, as all spoiled children are, unsatisfied, demanding, ill-disciplined, despotic and useless. Liberalism is a philosophy of sniveling brats.

There's a whiff of the lynch mob or the lemming migration about any overlarge concentration of like-thinking individuals, no matter how virtuous their cause.

Even very young children need to be informed about dying. Explain the concept of death very carefully to your child. This will make threatening him with it much more effective.

Watching Republicans in Washington is like watching lemmings, if lemmings jumped into cesspools instead of off cliffs. Splash! There goes Mark Foley!

Authority has always attracted the lowest elements in the human race

A man has to construct, invent, his freedom.

I had endured six years of frustration so I think winning it all meant more to me than most of the others on the team.

A consultant solves other people"s problems. I could never do that. I want to help other people solve their own problems.

[Hillary Clinton] is trigger happy and very unstable. Whether we like it or not, that's what's going on.

I run a lot. I love running. I try to run at least half an hour a day.

There seems to be a law that governs all our actions so I never make plans.

The fact that you can feel pain like this is your greatest strength

It is the job of the editors to find somebody. I'm sorry, but you have to get out there and find them.

I feel vulnerable because my mind - because of the stroke, my mind doesn't focus. And then I feel vulnerable because I don't understand the world around me.

Christians have abused, oppressed, enslaved, insulted, tormented, tortured, and killed people in the name of God for centuries, on the basis of a thelogically defensible reading of the Bible.