Cold! If the thermometer had been an inch longer we'd all have frozen to death!

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

She was cool— the whole world seemed to spin around her in smooth jazz.

In the land of bleating sheep and braying jackasses, one brave and honest man is bound to create a scandal.

Keep on dreaming. Keep on believing. It is free. And it is a choice.

I don't want everyone to like me

Mediocre art is far worse than bad art. Bad art does not waste our time.

We're a heart attack away from losing the right to bear arms.

Courage is not the absence of fear, it is taking a step forward when you are afraid.

We need multiculturalism, respect for diversity, tolerance, respect for diverse faiths.

Envy is the root of the egalitarian ethos.

If watching is all you're going to do, then you're going to watch your life go by without you.