Collecting more taxes than is absolutely necessary is legalized robbery.

Don't expect to build up the weak by pulling down the strong.

The nation which forgets its defenders will be itself forgotten.

Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind. To cherish peace and goodwill, to be plenteous in mercy, is to have the real spirit of Christmas.

No person was ever honored for what he received. Honor has been the reward for what he gave.

We need more of the Office Desk and less of the Show Window in politics. Let men in office substitute the midnight oil for the limelight.

It takes a great man to be a good listener.

Liberty is not collective, it is personal. All liberty is individual liberty.

Nothing is more common than unsuccessful people with talent.

You can't increase prosperity by taxing success.

I want the people of America to be able to work less for the government, and more for themselves

Being HIV positive doesn’t necessarily mean that you are going to die before each and every person who is HIV negative.

That should give him time for another wank. It was a good job masturbating didn’t make you go blind.

A loafer never works except when there is a fire then he will carry out more furniture than anybody.

Do you know the difference between a beautiful woman and a charming one? A beauty is a woman you notice, a charmer is one who notices you.

I never played drunk. Hung over, yes, but never drunk.

Laughter on American television has taken the place of the chorus in Greek tragedy. It is unrelenting; the news, the stock-exchange reports, and the weather forecast are about the only things spared.

Take the words of Jesus and let them become the Supreme Court of the Gospel to you.

Advice for playing Starseed Pilgrim: As long as you still have questions, continue.

How I Love Lucy was born? We decided that instead of divorce lawyers profiting from our mistakes, we'd profit from them.

When a thing is true, there is no need to use any arguments to substantiate it.