College athletes used to get a degree in bringing your pencil.

Being a mother is hard and it wasn't a subject I ever studied.

Why, when you have a mental disease, is it always considered an act of imagination? Why is it that every organ in your body can get sick and you get sympathy except the brain?

I don't combine proteins and carbohydrates.

Like any working mother I find it hard to have a social life. But my kids are so well adjusted. There isn't a brat bone in their body so I haven't done anything that bad.

People who say ... they're perfectly fine [are] more insane than the rest of us.

For me mindfulness is like building a house, so the next time the tsunami that is depression comes I'll have a structure in place to resist it.

How come every other organ in your body can get sick and you get sympathy, except the brain?

By the time dessert arrives I am usually so drunk, I can't remember what I'm serving.

Only if you're kind to yourself, can you be kind to others.

Thoughts aren't fact, so don't take them seriously

Never act upon wishful thinking. Act without checking the facts, and chances are that you will be swept away along with the mob.

That is the problem with governments these days. They want to do things all the time

Your life is too short to cry over the misgivings of others.Embrace the loves you have and have had and smile another day.

Each of us has been put on earth with the ability to do something well. We cheat ourselves and the world if we don't use that ability as best we can.

So actually war is politically profitable, financially profitable, morally depraved.

The higher someone's profile, the easier it is for a defendant to trade him up to the feds. Mr. Big is always a better catch than Mr. Small.

When you look at the sheer volume of paper usage in the U.S. alone, it's truly frightening: paper towels, toilet paper, napkins, writing paper. Our consumption of trees is endless.

All you wanna do in life is do what you do well. That's when you're happiest.

Through faith we learn to believe the evidence of our eyes.

Service to man is service to god