College is a place where a professor's lecture notes go straight to the students' lecture notes, without passing through the brains of either.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

What we call as burden of life is nothing but the human failure on the matter of creating a just world!

What we are confronted with now is a growing perception that if we desire a certain type of civilization and culture we must exterminate the sort of people who do not fit into it.

Every American expects and deserves clean air, and then we act on that belief, then we will set an example for the rest of the world to follow.

Girls, do yourself a favor, don't ever bring us anywhere to pick anything out - ever, ever. You don't need us there.

Ill book a ticket on some garbage airline. I dont wanna name an actual airline so lets make one up, lets just call it like Delta Airlines

I actually have a thing about proper nouns. They clang on my ear in a weird way when I hear them dropped into movies.

I love being healthy. I get a lot of sleep. I'm a girl who eats. And I feel beautiful no matter how I look. I have my family to thank for that.

The natural flights of the human mind are not from pleasure to pleasure, but from hope to hope.

Love and build, love and work, love and fight. Always love first. Anything placed before love will fail.

My life has been tragic and disastrous since birth.