Colon thought Carrot was simple. Carrot often struck people as simple. And he was.Where people went wrong was thinking that simple meant the same thing as stupid.

Pride is all very well, but a sausage is a sausage.

Cats will amusingly tolerate humans only until someone comes up with a tin opener that can be operated with a paw.

The air smelled of a limited life expectancy.

Aargh! I’m too short for this shit!

Silverfish looked down."Oh. Are you a dwarf?"Cuddy gave him a blank stare."Are you a giant?" He said."Me? Of course not!""Ah. Then I must be a dwarf, yes.

It’s bad enough barging into Guild property, but we’ll get into really serious trouble if we shoot anyone. Lord Vetinari won’t stop at sarcasm. He might use’ - Colon swallowed - ‘irony.

Weren’t all books ultimately related? After all, the same letters filled them, just arranged in a different order. Which meant that, in a certain way, every book was contained in every other!

Absurd laughter is a kind of protest against an absurd existence.

We have believing in this innocent feeling of nothing will ever happen to us, because all catastrophes always broad and happening to anyone else.

Through books and photographs, I saw a world that was not my own - and I realized that there was another world.

If we could be sure of everyone and everything, trust would have no value

After a few thousand watercolors you will find that you have fallen in love with paper and paint.

The way I approach things is from an experimental folk music standpoint.

Self-judgment continues to arise - it's a strong habit - but the fact that I made a conscious commitment to recognize it has helped me stop feeding the story of being unworthy.

Wizard's Eighth Rule Talga Vassternich. (Deserve Victory)

Mercy but murders, pardoning those that kill.