Color television! Bah, I won't believe it until I see it in black and white.

When someone does something good, applaud! You will make two people happy.

If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive.

We want a story that starts out with an earthquake and works its way up to a climax.

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth even if it costs them their job.

The harder I work, the luckier I get.

A hospital is no place to be sick.

Ninety percent of the art of living consists of getting along with people you cannot stand.

I'm willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never wrong.

From success you get a lot of things, but not that great inside thing that love brings you.

If Roosevelt were alive today, he'd turn over in his grave.

It's easy to attack and destroy an act of creation. It's a lot more difficult to perform one.

Benvolio: What sadness lengthens Romeo's hours?Romeo: Not having that, which, having, makes them short.

The CIA has a plot...they've used before to get rid of world leaders. Only problem...is convincing Hussein...to fly to Dallas.

As a kid, I spent every summer bent over a stack of books, obsessively writing detailed reports on each one.

Music is an attitude. It's a sensation to the average person, to the human being. And keep it simple, stupid. That's always been my theory.

The reason you have what you have is because that is what you have decided to settle for right now. Change your mind, change your life.

I wanted to create something really aggressive and psychedelic

I like 'em big. And stupid. Don't tell my husband.

Always remember the first rule of power tactics; power is not only what you have but what the enemy thinks you have.

The only real service we can render to that which we perceive and interpret in phenomenal existence as 'others' is by awakening to universal consciousness ourselves.