Come, Boy, sit down. Sit down and rest." And the boy did. And the tree was happy.

I asked the Zebra, are you black with white stripes? Or white with black stripes? And the zebra asked me, Are you good with bad habits? Or are you bad with good habits?

When the light turns green, you go. When the light turns red, you stop. But what do you do when the light turns blue with orange and lavender spots?

Anything can happen, child. Anything can be.

Thanksgiving dinner's sad and thankless. Christmas dinner's dark and blue. When you stop and try to see it From the turkey's point of view.

There are no happy endings. Endings are the saddest part, So just give me a happy middle And a very happy start.

Never explain what you do. It speaks for itself. You only muddle it by talking about it.

What did the carrot say to the wheat? Lettuce rest, I'm feeling beet.

And all the colors I am inside have not been invented yet.

But all the magic I have known I've had to make myself.

I can be someone's and still be my own.

Your anger against every form of insult and oppression must be out of love.

Institutions have processes favoring efficiency over loss, and process over people.

It made me gladsome to be getting some education it being like a big window opening.

I feel an earnest and humble desire, and shall do till I die, to increase the stock of harmless cheerfulness.

You know, I've never actually really believed that death is inevitable. I just think it's a rumor.

God will finish what He authors, but He is not obligated to finish what He has not authored.

I like smooth shiny girls, hardboiled and loaded with sin.

I believe in - I am proud to belong to - the United States.

There's always going to be some hate on the Internet.