Come and have a go, if you think you're hard enough

We're not retreating, we're advancing in reverse.' --Skulduggery Pleasant

Doors are for people with no imagination.

I love you all, even those I don’t particularly like. That’s you, Beryl.

I'm sophisticated, charming, suave, and debonair, Professor. But I have never claimed to be civilized.

Kindness suits you." "Really? I think I'm quite allergic to it.

The Baron, unfortunately, turns it all the way up to eleven." "Seriously? Because, you know, that's one more evil

Well, for future reference, this is my serious face.

Plans are invitation to disappointment.

I'm placing you under arrest for murder, conspiracy to commit murder and, I don't know, possibly littering.

Are you sulking?” “Me? No. I don’t sulk.” “You sound like you’re sulking.” “I’m just waiting for the violent urges to subside.

Being peaceful may not be exciting like being at war, but it is the bliss and joy of life that you really enjoy.

Only meditation on God's word is capable of changing our way of thinking.

So where'd you park the car, Max?''I don't know. I couldn't see over the wheel.''That's okay. I think I can smell it.

You don't need a major label and they sure don't need you.

I'm all for NATO. But I said they have to focus on terror, also.

But O the truth, the truth. The many eyes That look on it The diverse things they see.

When you’ve done everything you can to train yourself for competition, you’ll sleep well when the tournament is over, win or lose.

Make your relationships more important than your accomplishments .

Midas-eared Mammonism, double-barrelled Dilettantism, and their thousand adjuncts and corollaries, are not the Law by which God Almighty has appointed this His universe to go.

Walter Johnson's fastball looked about the size of a watermelon seed and it hissed at you as it passed.