Come cook food with me and do nothing.

I just didn’t want to be pigeonholed as an 'ethnic comic' or an 'Asian comic.' I just wanted to be on the same playing field as everyone else.

Sometimes you gotta work a little, so you can ball a lot.

I'm an optimist - I feel like an amazing part of life is that at any moment.

I like going out and I like being single, but a growing part of me would rather just stay home, cook food with someone I really like, and do nothing.

Regardless of your ethnicity or anything, if you do great work, people will notice and you'll get hired.

Do you realize how much better the world would be if we all just treated each other the same way black dudes treat magicians?

I spend so much time on the Internet...I feel like I'm a million pages into the worst book ever, and I'm never going to stop reading.

One of the big things I miss about New York is not my friends so much; it's Shake Shack, the burger place. I miss Shake Shack.

You’re a feminist if you go to a Jay Z and Beyoncé concert, and you’re not like, ‘Mmm, I feel like Beyoncé should get 23 percent less money than Jay Z'.

I have never taken the high road, but I tell other people to 'cause then there's more room for me on the low road.

The courage to admit when you're wrong doesn't show weakness. It shows your strength. Your integrity speaks volumes about you as a person.

Sometimes - history needs a push.

---on her best days, she glimpses the limitless span of millennia behind her: millions of years, tens of millions.

I can really laugh at myself and make a fool out of myself.

The more you nurture a feeling of loving kindness, the happier and calmer you will be.

For as many people as I quote-unquote lost respect from, I gained respect from a lot more. I know that's a fact.

Leadership is the ability to influence people and motivate them to do what needs to be done to accomplish a goal, vision, or mission.

I didn't want to get stuck in pretty, public school roles, or I knew I'd end up as some sort of caricature.

I told my doctor I think my wife has VD. He gave himself a shot of penicillin.

A nation of shopkeepers are very seldom so disinterested.