Come down off the cross, we could use the wood.

A gentleman is someone who can play the accordion, but doesn't.

Don't plant your bad days. They grow into weeks. The weeks grow into months. Before you know it, you got yourself a bad year. Take it from me - choke those little bad days. Choke 'em down to nothing.

We are buried beneath the weight of information, which is being confused with knowledge; quantity is being confused with abundance and wealth with happiness. We are monkeys with money and guns.

I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.

when your down on your luck and you've lost all your dreams theres nothing like a campfire and a can of beans

I like beautiful melodies telling me terrible things.

The folks who know the truth aren't talking.... The ones who don't have a clue, you can't shut them up!

You have to keep busy. After all, no dog's ever pissed on a moving car.

When I was younger, I wanted to be older. Now I am older, I am not quite so sure.

Most people don't care if you're telling them the truth or if you're telling them a lie, as long as they're entertained by it.

The giver is the blessed! The receiver stands still.

Science increases our power in proportion as it lowers our pride.

I feel like I'm wearing orthopedic shoes, because I stand corrected.

To see things in black and white is to see the basics, and I would recommend to any designer of gardens that he go out and look at his work by the light of the moon.

[Man] progresses in all things by making a fool of himself.

The internet has been a boon and a curse for teenagers.

There's no question that many more women artists are showing worldwide now than they were when I was a young woman, and that's really great.

I don't think people should be running to get in the fund before it closes, ... lots of ways to get participation.

I may not be the most physical player, that's not my nature. But I am a competitor and I play as hard as I can.

I think ultimately one would say that the most difficult part of the Perfume: The Story Of A Murderer is the balancing of the main character. To get him being so ambivalent in his whole conception.