Come on in girls, and leave all hope behind.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others.

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

[He] may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot.

Real transformation requires real honesty. If you want to move forward — get real with yourself.

Friendship is mutual blackmail elevated to the level of love.

It is possible to be truly mad and to still exist upon scraps of life.

It would be thrilling, obviously, to be able to have a woman and an openly LGBT person as the mayor of New York City.

Humankind's constant effort to fix its shortcomings is what drives human history.

Deny your weakness, and you will never realize God's strength in you.

I was obsessed with football when I was growing up.

As long as I'm alive, you'll never see the last of Lightning!

She was privileged enough to feel at home anywhere, and to equate squalor with authenticity.

A lot of people have so many issues like depression, obesity or chronic illness that has to do with gut health.