Come to me. I want to plow you like a Calgary driveway at Christmas.

The very essence of playfulness is an openness to anything that may happen, the feeling that whatever happens, it's okay... you're either free to play, or you're not.

What have the Romans ever done for us?

All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?

You don't have to be the Dalai Lama to tell people that life's about change.

Creativity is not a talent. It is a way of operating.

A wonderful thing about true laughter is that it just destroys any kind of system of dividing people.

If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?

Creativity is not the possession of some special talent. It’s about the willingness to play.

When you're being stalked by an angry mob with raspberries, the first thing to do is to release a tiger.

This is the extraordinary thing about creativity: If just you keep your mind resting against the subject in a friendly but persistent way, sooner or later you will get a reward from your unconscious.

It is the test of a good religion whether you can joke about it.

Are you dying?"Cato lit his cigarette. "It's not acute, perhaps, but we're all dying, Harry.

I thought you were more like GI Joe, but now that I know about the cape, you sound more like Superman." Mia Kensington to Colby Winters

It was rather difficult to throw a game when you had no idea what you were doing to win it in the first place.

Tis by no means the least of life's rules: To let things alone.

Kids today are looking for idols, but sometimes they look too far ... They don't have to look any farther than their home because those are the people that love you. They are the real heroes.

In Hollywood I thought I was large and klutzy, like the characters I played.

Just FYI, in your case, I think it’s okay to fear the reaper.

Give me a paper and pen, so I can write about my life of sin. A couple of bottles of gin, in case I don't get in.

I love 'Husbands and Wives,' Woody Allen's movie. It's like one of my all-time favorites. I could watch it over and over again.