Come up and see me sometime.

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.

There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out.

Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.

Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.

Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere else.

Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for years.

I'm no angel, but I've spread my wings a bit.

Women are like roads. The more curves they have, the more dangerous they are.

Tasers are a one-size-fits-all paranormal butt-kicking option. Mine’s pink withrhinestones.

All great spirituality is about what we do with our pain.

And how can you say I love you to someone you love? I rolled onto my side and fell asleep next to her. Here is the point of everything I have been trying to tell you, Oskar. It's always necessary.

I don't have to be the hero or nothing. I just have to be part of the team.

If you are not guided by God, you will be guided by something or someone else.

...no way through it but through it," I tell myself.

A person may rightfully be happy if in this life he could do a great favor for widows and orphans, could assist support than, and facilitate fate of people.

The realm of Suaron is ended!' said Gandalf. 'The Ring-bearer has fulfilled his Quest

Animistic savages prostrating themselves before a painted stone have always seemed to me to be nearer the truth than any Einstein or Bertrand Russell.

I think spiritualism, mesmerism, the mental healing movement, provided some people with the most meaningful experiences of their lives.