Come with uncle and hear all proper. Hear angel trumpets and devil trombones...you are invited!

Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.

We all need money, but there are degrees of desperation.

The important thing is moral choice. Evil has to exist along with good, in order that moral choice may operate. Life is sustained by the grinding opposition of moral entities.

It's always good to remember where you come from and celebrate it. To remember where you come from is part of where you're going.

...We're a government that believes in everybody having the illusion of free will.

To be left alone is the most precious thing one can ask of the modern world.

I conclude that there is as much sense in nonsense as there is nonsense in sense.

Is it better for a man to have chosen evil than to have good imposed upon him?

Does God want goodness or the choice of goodness? Is a man who chooses to be bad perhaps in some way better than a man who has the good imposed upon him?

Sanity is a handicap and liability if you're living in a mad world.

Respect earned through fear instead of deeds, was not truly respect.

During a long and varied career as a bachelor, dear spouse [mock platform manner], I have noticed that marriage is usually the death of politeness between a man and a woman.

Those who don't hate evil hate those who do

If bribery is good enough for Congress, it's good enough for me.

Your heart is the face of your spirit, it holds everything you have been, you are, and what you are going to be.

A camel makes an elephant feel like a jet plane.

Everybody eats, everybody learns to cook

Remember all fairy tales end at some point.

I think as far as the music industry is concerned, it's kind of been the wild, wild West in a way with the Internet, which is not necessarily a bad thing to me.

Devotees are not impressed by the poverty or wealth in material sense in any way; what impresses is devotion.