Comedians sometimes forget that there's an audience. You gotta be conscious that you're performing for other human beings.

The worst kind of idiot is the one who doesn't think they're an idiot.

There's only one true superpower amongst human beings, and that is being funny. People treat you differently if you can make them laugh.

I hate cellphones. They are not for good, they're for evil. They're for gossip.

If you're gonna be a maniac, pyro's not a good maniac.

I never analyze stuff with comedy because it's boring. It makes you stop being funny. Just be who you are and do what you do, and you're either funny or you're not.

I felt very comfortable about myself when I was much heavier. I feel much better about myself from being fit.

As an individual doing a podcast, you don't get even remotely rich. It's not something to do for money.

By the way, to perform in front of Don Rickles, it 's not nerve-wrecking. It 's enjoyable, i am enjoying Jeff Garlin. I hope I perform in front of Don Rickles every night of my life !

Before Marriage opposite attracts, after marriage opposite attacks☺. Just telling you the truth.

Love is the only reason that is reason enough

It is too bad that most Olympians do not train as hard as the Lashkar jihadis whose main aim in life is to kill people.

Great woman belong to history and to self sacrifice.

Choosing sepia is all to do with trying to make the image look romantic and idealistic. It's sort of a soft version of propaganda.

I did some good things as a rookie.

To refrain from evil and from strong drink and to be always, steadfast in virtue; this is the good luck.

The most important question to ask on the job is not 'What am I getting?' The most important question to ask on the job is 'What am I becoming?'

Good publishers – as one former publisher aptly put it – are market-makers in a world where it is attention, not content, that is scarce.

Music can always serve a role in people's lives when it's emotional and warm and inviting and beautiful.