Comedians walk out, get a feel for the crowd. If it's not going good, we change directions. If we got to drag your momma into this thing, we will. Whatever we got to do.

A woman can't change a man because she loves him. A man changes himself because he loves her.

Your reality is yours. Stop wasting time looking at someone else's reality while doing nothing about yours.

The most successful people in this world recognize that taking chances to get what they want is much more productive than sitting around being too scared to take a shot.

If you pray about it don't worry about it. If you're going to worry about it don't pray about it.

Sometimes out of your biggest misery, comes your greatest gain.

Everybody by your side ain't on your side

Don't be afraid to lose him, because if a man truly loves you, he's not going anywhere

Do not ignore you gift. Your gift is the thing you do the absolute BEST with the LEAST amount of effort."~Steve Harvey

You can't tell big dreams to small minded people.

If a man loves you . . . he's willing to profess it. He'll give you a title after a while. You're going to be his lady, his woman, his fiancée, his wife, his baby's mama, something.

I'd decided to establish a new rule for myself: read for half an hour an evening, no matter what.

You trample on hearts as if they're grapes and you're making wine.

Don't ever second-guess a strong feeling that you have. Trust your gut.

I don't have Steve. There is no having the Steve.

Anything you can settle with money is cheap.

But even creeps deserve to live someplace halfway decent.

Jewish villages were built in the place of Arab villages. You do not even know the names of these Arab villages, and I do not blame you, because these geography books no longer exist.

I do hope that some of my dissents will one day be the law.

I watched his fingers clench and unclench, and I wondered if he was dreaming that they were wrapped around my neck.

But the close withdrew: the hand softened. It was over-- the moment.