Comedies are doing well because I think people want to laugh and not think about everything for a little bit.

It's always better to shock people and change people's expectations than to give them exactly what they think you can do.

Germany's amongst my top three places in the world I'd like to live.

I want to meet the man who saw a turtle and said, "People will LOVE the ninja version of that."

I assume everything I do in life is gonna be a failure, and then if it turns up roses, then I'm psyched.

If you're trying to make someone happy, you gotta try and make them happy.

New Orleans is like the bad-kid island in 'Pinocchio.'

The great thing about 'Allen Gregory' is that we try to make it really questionable that the things he says have happened, have really happened. We like that ambiguity.

I don't like to say mean things about people's hard work.

I mean, I find things that happened in real life to be the funniest - things that you observe instead of crazy abstract things, you know.

I mean, being shot in slow motion doing cocaine by Martin Scorsese is, like, maybe every actor's dream. Nothing will compare to it. Except maybe having kids.

I have to go, " I say, helpless.What makes you say the opposite of what every cell in your body wants you to say?

...you don't need a calling to minister love...

We need not be afraid of the future, for the future will be in our own hands.

Since 2010, America has put more people back to work than Europe, Japan, and all advanced economies combined.

We can push Montana forward and we can do it with out raising taxes.

A Century of Wisdom is universal and will enrich readers for generations to come.

I never hang my feet off the end of the bed -I'm afraid little gremlins will bite my toes! Really!

We simply cannot afford any further delay in providing the IMF with the resources it requires to help contain the threat of further financial and political instability around the world.

The science of morality is about maximizing psychological and social health. It's really no more inflammatory than that.

I am more anxious than I can express that my men should be not only good soldiers of their country, but also good soldiers of the cross.