Comedy always pushes some buttons, because it wouldn't be comedy if it didn't.

Women have been funny for years.

In today's world, most people are working side jobs while waiting to do what they really want to do.

Know who you are, because that's how you will be cast at first. Then you can be Meryl Streep further down the road.

My best girlfriends are the girls I went to college with at UCLA.

I must have killed a lot of cows in a past life for Karma to hate me this much.

It might not be about perfection. Rather, it may be that that which is imperfect is that which has the most character.

Tomorrow is a new day if you begin it today.

There is nothing like widespread poverty to boost a country's equality index.

I imagined the hard things that pulled us apart Will never again, sir, tear us from each other's hearts.

But an infinity of passions can be contained in a minute, like a crowd in a tiny space.

Yet, for my part, I was never unusually squeamish; I could sometimes eat a fried rat with a good relish, if it were necessary.

Optimism is the opium of the people.

I love to receive babies into this world, so crawling around on my knees in the birth room is my best place, and most often you can still find me there.

I know one thing - if I didn't have TV and theatre and radio, the world would be a much more boring place.