Comedy always works best when it is mean-spirited.

The very essence of playfulness is an openness to anything that may happen, the feeling that whatever happens, it's okay... you're either free to play, or you're not.

What have the Romans ever done for us?

All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?

You don't have to be the Dalai Lama to tell people that life's about change.

Creativity is not a talent. It is a way of operating.

Come to me. I want to plow you like a Calgary driveway at Christmas.

A wonderful thing about true laughter is that it just destroys any kind of system of dividing people.

If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?

Creativity is not the possession of some special talent. It’s about the willingness to play.

When you're being stalked by an angry mob with raspberries, the first thing to do is to release a tiger.

For a Hero cannot triumph all the time. Sometimes he will be defeated, and how he faces that defeat is a test of his character.

I've been doing a lot of drugs in the last few weeks and drinking less, and I feel much better.

With customes wee live well, but Lawes undoe us.

Everyday is a birthday; every moment of it is new to us; we are born again, renewed for fresh work and endeavor.

I think Michigan keeps you sane and on an even keel through the ups and downs. In Michigan, I do fireworks, shovel snow and live life.

Why should I not sit, every morning of my life, on the hillside, looking into the shining world?

Actors love mental disorders, dialects, and corsets. Give them one of the three and they're happy

If I win, I attract other good players and by doing that I win more games.

Luxury, like a minimum wage, is a relationship; it changes as we change.

Sometimes, I feel discriminated against, but it does not make me angry. It merely astonishes me. How can any deny themselves the pleasure of my company? It's beyond me.